Thursday, 11 February 2010

Language use

Here's a video you might like to watch and listen to.

To make it slightly easier, the script is below.

The 21st Century Flux

English. The new disease?
It pours out of television speakers and computer screens
Disregarding Babel with its very cocky fluency
Sticking on its labellings at every opportunity.
Nothing’s safe; it won’t stop when it begins to spread
it dominates the airwaves and reigns/rains on the internet
leaving cultures altered and confused as to what’s what
turns the dialecting of the youths to a hotch-potch
rag-tag scrabble bag; everyone’s affected
the little languages will not survive unprotected.
So hold your own, but get a firm hold of English
and every last one of us shall be a multilinguist:
sing it!
Shampoo juggernaut moolah hullabaloo
ad infinitum, pow-wow, kudos, déjà vu
Won ton, billabong, beef, potato, hobo, dream
Wha gwan with the wigwam boogie
mr Chimpanzee?
Welcome to the twenty-first century flux
for now, English is the language of choice
And when it dies, as every tongue eventually must
let it be said you added your voice
The professor said, “Pif! What language is this?
Degenerate slang isn’t standard English!
We at the top must establish limits.”
I said “Prof! Language is the people that live it.”
Get loose, give it some vision and foresight
and juice; we can fling the dictionary door wide.
I live in a city where it seems like
every single idiom is intermingling stream-like,
Like streams, that know no barriers
No matter what dams and channels are established –
they are irrelevant. What matters is the message that is put across,
and the passion that’s invested in it. Nothing’s lost
it merely mutates, and lets the people speaking it
tweak it in new ways.
Meaning that meaning is whatever you say
Jilly, Jack, Hussain, in Iraq to the UK …
to all corners; through all twists and bends
Six billion personal versions of events
It’s thrilling when you think of all the tongues on a jostle
to express their puzzle in the best words possible.
The more words we have, the more ways we have
to express the world we have to co-exist in.
And if the English language is the lingua franca of this planet,
never say that it should be a closed system.
Welcome to the twenty-first century flux
for now, English is the language of choice for the performers
But when it dies, as every tongue eventually must
let it be said you added your voice to the chorus
Cos English isn’t English; it’s an elastic patchwork
A fantastically insane confederation
a very strange tapestry of foreign vernaculars
borrowed from Norse kings, and fettered slavemen
So if language is linked to the land which it springs from
English is linked to the globe in entirety
With fragments of every language you’ll think of
Roots in every type of society:
Welsh, French, Jamaican, Indian, Italian
Dominican, Hispanic, Germanic, Norse, African,
Norman, Dutch, Latin, Greek, Japanese, Yiddish,
Native American, Antipodean and Finnish…
The list could continue till my tongue went blue;
what I’m saying is the owner is you.
It lives as it’s spoken, and it mirrors the truth
And there isn’t any owner but you…
Welcome to the twenty-first century flux
for now, English is the language of choice
But when it dies, as every tongue eventually must
let it be said you added your voice

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Marketing with animated characters

A British price-comparison website has had phenomenal success with Aleksandr Orlov, an animated meerkat.
Go to the website http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/to see how it is done, and to see what all the fuss is about.
And don't forget to compare the meerkats and watch the videos too :-)

Sunday, 20 December 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Santa???


The Local tries to explain the confusion that appears to reign in Germany as to who really is Father Christmas.....

Celebrating Nikolaus in Germany

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Gizela's memo: corrections exercise

Here are the corrections you should have found in the memo:

1. they
2. is
3. OK
4. the
5. OK
6. made
7. because
8. OK
9. them
10. it
11. who
12. OK
13. to
14. ought
15. What
16. making
17. that

And here's the sample answer again in case you didn't see it on the flip chart:

Dear Gizela,
Thanks for your memo with the attached charts amd report. I'll be happy to attend the meeting next Wednesday at 9.30 and will offer my comments and suggestions then.
Best wishes,


I look forward to receiving your meeting summaries by e-mail.

All the best,
Michelle

Friday, 13 November 2009

Academic English vocabulary unit 2

Here are the answers to the tasks in unit 2 of the academic vocabulary book.
And remember, you're supposed to attempt the exercises and then check the answers -not the other way round ;-)
Click the image to enlarge it.


Sunday, 8 November 2009

Online concordancer

Remember we looked at the online concordancer as a way to increase vocabulary? We used the word 'contract'.
Here's the link so that you can try it out for yourselves.
Online concordancer

This is what you do:
click on English,
type in a word - try 'business',
choose a corpus from the drop down menu (Brown and BNC written is good)
click 'get concordance', to see the results.
You should get something like this (click on the image to increase its size)



What we're interested in, are the words that come before (and also after) 'business'. These are the ones that will help you increase your word-power and fluency.